The perfect crime

Sunny and hot today, she is in the garden. She is half asleep, lazily letting the sun ruffle her shiny skin. I have been waiting for this moment for weeks. I silently approach, sneaking through the weed. She won’t scream, she won’t even notice me or the knife. I’m so close that I can smell her sweet scent. I am ready, I am grinning now…

Her destiny was written from the start: cut in pieces, laying on a pizza base
along with mozzarella cheese, olive oil, salt and fresh basil. And a little garlic, maybe… (evil laughter)


9 thoughts on “The perfect crime

  1. feralc4t July 16, 2015 / 11:01 am

    Brutal maybe, but it serves them right for tasting nice πŸ˜€

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  2. calensariel July 16, 2015 / 3:46 pm

    LOL! You’re quite incorrigible, aren’t you! Is there going to be a juicy case of serial cookings here? πŸ˜€ {{{HCT}}}

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  3. Paulina Wagner July 16, 2015 / 6:10 pm

    this was fun to read with my morning coffee….but i love the idea of serial cookings!!! genius

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    • HeavyCloud July 16, 2015 / 11:24 pm

      I am glad for having added a smile to your morning coffee. I know how hard it can be sometimes, I am famous for my execrable morning mood (my kids nickname me “the bear”) so it makes me feel proud πŸ˜€ much love, HC

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  4. YesterdayAfter July 21, 2015 / 1:39 am

    That’s a smile for sure HC…nice fresh juicy tomatoes on a awesome homemade pizza…like I do! And don’t forget the basil…LOL πŸ˜‰

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