Sunny and hot today, she is in the garden. She is half asleep, lazily letting the sun ruffle her shiny skin. I have been waiting for this moment for weeks. I silently approach, sneaking through the weed. She won’t scream, she won’t even notice me or the knife. I’m so close that I can smell her sweet scent. I am ready, I am grinning now…
Her destiny was written from the start: cut in pieces, laying on a pizza base
along with mozzarella cheese, olive oil, salt and fresh basil. And a little garlic, maybe… (evil laughter)
aliensoulmates 
Brutal maybe, but it serves them right for tasting nice 😀
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Yes, they deserved it! 😉
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LOL! You’re quite incorrigible, aren’t you! Is there going to be a juicy case of serial cookings here? 😀 {{{HCT}}}
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That’s a good idea, Calen! 🙂
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this was fun to read with my morning coffee….but i love the idea of serial cookings!!! genius
xo
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I am glad for having added a smile to your morning coffee. I know how hard it can be sometimes, I am famous for my execrable morning mood (my kids nickname me “the bear”) so it makes me feel proud 😀 much love, HC
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Much love back
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That’s a smile for sure HC…nice fresh juicy tomatoes on a awesome homemade pizza…like I do! And don’t forget the basil…LOL 😉
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😉
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